Super Funny+ Super Bad
Sunday, March 15, 2009 @ 3:15 PM

Have a GOOD LAUGH with this (no nonsense) Chinese (personal) delivery & have a good (cheery) start today!....
Enjoy its innovative delivery method, the Chinese ways...forget about DHL, UPS or even FedEx!

Enjoy Reading...

A family in the Southern Province of China, were
puzzled when the coffin of their dead grandmother
arrived from the States. It was sent by one of the
daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed
inside the coffin, with no space left in it! When they
opened the lid, they found a letter on top; which read
as follows:

Dear Cousins, I am sending Ah-ma body to you since it
was her wish that she should be cremated in the
compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin. Sorry, I
could not come along as all of my paid leaves are
consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under
Ah-ma's body, 12 cans of Yohmeitsu, 10 packets of
Swiss cho! colates and packets of Chinatown Lap Cheong.

Please divide these among all of you. On Ah-ma's feet
you will find a new pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10)
for Ah boy. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah
Mei's and Ah Lien's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

Ah-ma is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The large size is for
Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just
distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Armani
Jeans that Ah-ma is wearing are for the boys.

The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ahma's
left wrist. Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei , Ahma is wearing the
Tiffany necklace, earrings and rings that you asked
for. Please take them. The 6 white Polo cotton socks
that Ah ma is wearing must be divided among my teenage
cousins.

Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong also not
feeling well nowadays. I can send all required things
when our Ah Kong goes back too...